Performed by The Missing Lynx
We'd love to have our own theme song
A happy little melody each time we take the stage
With lyrics oh so lively they'd jump right off the page
We'd love to have our own theme song
We tried to write one
One evening over drinks
And soon discovered not much
Rhymes with "Missing Lynx"
Tom: "Well, there's stinks."
Jay: "That won't do."
Tom: "How 'bout rat finks?"
Jay: "What's up with you?"
Tom: "Kitchen sinks?"
Jay: "That won't fit!"
Tom: "Tiddlywinks!"
Jay: "Oh man, I quit!"
Tom: "Rinkydinks???"
Jay: "Now, that's just wrong..."
Tom: "Then I don't thinks we'll ever inks..."
Both: "...a perfectly cool theme song."
So let's just play our show with all the usual highjinks
We're so glad to be here
We're the "Missing Lynx"
Jay Round ©2006 Haplotype Music. All rights reserved.